意大利式战争

“二战(zhàn )”时期，盟军要实施安奇奥登陆计(🌰)划，迫(😘)于对一门叫安奇奥大炮的(de )超级(jí )(🆖)武器(qì )的忌惮，要派(pài )两个精锐特(tè )工(📿)去摧(👋)毁(huǐ )这门大(dà )炮，结果(📼)两个傻逼(bī )被(bèi )派了去，最后经过一连串搞(🙍)笑事件，阴差阳(yáng )错的最后完成了(🎫)任务。　　片段一(🚸)：德(🚑)国人在北非布置了一个(⏺)陷阱，准备(bèi )(🚣)了一幅假的防御工(gōng )(😞)事地图让这(🦗)二个士兵带回去(qù )。他(🙂)们却阴(✋)差(🐑)阳错的拿(ná )走(zǒu )了真(㊙)的地图，最终赢得了战(⛏)役。　　(🧤)片段(duàn )二：他们化装成管道工潜(🥕)入(🕐)德军在意大利的司令部(bù )，给(gěi )他们卫生间的(🥊)管(🍑)道(👊)修(🛎)得(dé )乱七八糟，把(➡)将(🏻)军淋了个(gè )(🐨)落汤鸡。将军去换衣服，拉开(kāi )抽屉发现一套(tào )新的(🤔)军服，于是洗(xǐ )头(tóu )洗脸准备换(🔷)上新军服的时候(🏃)闭(bì )着眼(yǎn )把脸(liǎn )盆里的脏水(shuǐ )倒进抽屉(💣)里了(🚡)（(🌸)柜子(⏳)旁边有一(yī )(🍁)个废水桶）。那个将(jiāng )军是最主(zhǔ )要(⏺)的一(🧘)个(gè )配(🤼)角，很(✖)有(🕺)意思(sī )。到(🚤)影(yǐng )片(🍹)结束(shù )前(qián )(❄)1分(fèn )钟(⏺)，都没有一句(jù )台词。最后说(shuō )了一句“谢(👼)谢”。　　片段三：德军(jun1 )有一门超级大(♊)炮俯(🔍)视着联军将(jiāng )要登(dēng )(🎁)陆的海滩(🍝)。这二(èr )个士(shì )兵(😼)居然化装成希特勒和随(suí )从，去视察大炮，把大炮(pào )(🕤)炸掉(🥈)了。　　In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time……